The Melvins’ tribute to Queen begins with one of the least likely songs imaginable. “You’re My Best Friend” is a glowing John Deacon composition built from electric piano, soft harmony, and the uncomplicated joy of finding another person who makes ordinary life bearable. The Melvins approach it without treating sincerity as something requiring mockery. They thicken the song, slow its bounce, and allow its sweetness to survive beneath enough distorted weight to flatten a small automobile.
Caleb Benjamin takes the lead vocal, avoiding any disastrous attempt to impersonate Freddie Mercury. His delivery is straightforward and slightly battered, which changes the song from polished romantic devotion into affection expressed by somebody standing in a garage surrounded by damaged amplifiers. The melody remains recognizable, but its elegance has been replaced by warmth of a rougher kind.
Buzz Osborne’s guitar turns the original’s gentle harmonic movement into broad slabs while Jared Warren’s bass supplies the low-end shove expected from the Big Business-era lineup. Dale Crover and Coady Willis create the double-drum mass, but they do not bury the tune beneath percussion. Their playing enlarges the pulse while preserving the strange buoyancy hidden inside the heavier arrangement.
Toshi Kasai’s keyboards are essential because they keep a faint connection to Queen’s original color. The electric-piano character has not vanished completely. It has simply been forced to share the room with fuzz, two drummers, and a band constitutionally incapable of leaving clean surfaces untouched.
“Now I’m Here” is much closer to what anyone might expect from a Queen tribute by the Melvins. Brian May’s original already contains a stomping riff, theatrical pauses, stacked voices, and enough hard-rock muscle to survive aggressive reinterpretation. The Melvins do not need to rebuild it. They only make it heavier and slightly less civilized.
The riff becomes less of an arena entrance and more of a machine repeatedly striking the stage floor. Buzz understands May’s gift for constructing guitar parts that feel monumental without becoming complicated. He preserves the central shape, then increases its physical density until the title sounds like a warning.
Queen’s performance announces arrival through glamour and confidence. The Melvins version announces that something large has appeared and may not fit through the doorway. Crover and Willis make every stop feel dangerous, while Warren’s bass turns the spaces between chords into additional impact.
The pairing is what makes the seven-inch work. One side takes Queen’s tenderness seriously enough to damage it carefully. The other recognizes that Queen’s theatrical hard rock already contained the architecture required for Melvins heaviness.
HAZE XXL and Mackie Osborne’s clown artwork removes any possibility of respectful museum presentation. Queen’s visual world involved crowns, heraldry, stage lights, and immaculate design. Amphetamine Reptile answers with grotesque faces and splattered vinyl.
Yet the music is affectionate. The Melvins do not reduce Queen to camp or treat technical brilliance as an excuse for parody. They hear the durable songwriting beneath the grandeur.
The crown has been dropped into the mud, but the songs keep shining through it.
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Sunday, December 21, 2025
Melvins - 2014 - A Tribute to Queen
Amphetamine Reptile Records – Scale 140
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