Johnny 23 begins with a mouth that appears to have misplaced the rest of its face.
A hooded animal lowers a long, soft-looking snout toward the ground, sniffing at a tiny creature. The opening widens into a circular arrangement of folds, something between a flower, an organ and a tunnel made from flesh. It extends, seizes, crushes and eats. Another small body is pulled apart between fingers. A segmented morsel is lowered into the opening. The creature chews, sweats and releases a wet “BHILUCH.”
Nine panels have passed before the comic offers anything resembling an explanation.
This first page is not merely a grotesque introduction. It teaches the reader how the story will operate. Appetite comes before reflection. Bodies are mouths, containers, prey and raw material. The sound effects, “sniff,” “munch,” “belch,” supply the only language. Whatever social rules might exist in this world have not yet entered the frame.
The page itself is controlled with extraordinary strictness. Nine nearly equal panels form a clean three-by-three grid, while everything inside them appears moist, unstable and biologically indecent. The structure behaves. The creatures do not.
That tension continues through all four pages. Al Columbia never lets the story spill into a chaotic layout. The horror remains boxed, measured and paced. Every deformation receives its own allotted rectangle.
The second page introduces Johnny outside a cemetery or fenced institutional landscape, dressed in a dark suit, patterned vest and oversized necktie. His appearance is nearly formal. He smokes with the composure of someone preparing to offer a reasonable account of himself, although his face already refuses reason. The nose pushes outward like a pale root. His small lips seem permanently puckered around complaint. One eye droops while the other watches for insult.
“Normally,” he explains, “I’d have beaten this animal to a bloody pulp for that there.”
The phrase is important. Johnny does not object to violence. Violence is his normal solution. What prevents him from using it now is not compassion, discipline or recognition that the animal is behaving according to its nature. His restraint comes from embarrassment.
The last time something similar occurred, Johnny swung an umbrella at the offending creature. The umbrella opened in mid-swing.
The comic devotes three panels to this failure. First Johnny describes the plan. Then the umbrella explodes open against the animal. Finally he stands in the street holding the fully expanded umbrella while the creature remains near his feet. Johnny says, “Shit.”
The sequence has the timing of vaudeville. A furious man attempts to punish an animal, his prop betrays him, and the violent gesture collapses into slapstick. Yet Johnny does not experience the incident as comedy. He experiences it as social annihilation.
“I was absolutely MORTIFIED!” he declares on the next page. “I became a social leper! My home life took on a downward spiral.”
The scale of the response is ludicrous. An umbrella opened unexpectedly, so Johnny imagines himself expelled from human society. His home life disintegrates. Shame becomes destiny.
This is where the comic’s cruelty becomes especially intelligent. Johnny is monstrous, but his monstrosity is not presented as limitless confidence or demonic power. It grows from wounded self-importance. He believes that a ridiculous public moment has injured him so profoundly that everything following it becomes understandable.
The attempted beating disappears from his moral account. Only his humiliation remains.
A dense panel interrupts his narration with scratched words, distorted faces and a crouched figure surrounded by visual noise. “SHIT,” “FUCK,” “DIE” and other fragments collide until language becomes a swarm. It is the first panel that breaks the comic’s otherwise clean visual atmosphere, not by altering the grid but by filling one compartment with psychic graffiti.
Johnny’s interior life is louder than the world around him.
Then he finds treatment.
“I’ve since found singing a sweet and pretty song can be very therapeutic.”
The transformation occurs across three panels. Johnny begins nearly naked in front of a mirror, one hand held delicately before him. In the next panel, his hair has risen into an immaculate black wave, a tuxedo and bow tie have appeared, and he holds a thin microphone terminating in another organic little body. By the bottom row he stands beneath a spotlight before applauding hands.
The wounded gentleman has become a crooner.
The fantasy is both pathetic and magnificent. Johnny does not imagine himself healed through conversation, accountability or renewed contact with other people. He imagines himself aesthetically perfected. His body becomes elegant, his deformity theatrical, his voice adored. The humiliation of the umbrella is replaced by applause.
Columbia draws the transformation without announcing where reality ends. Johnny’s bathroom performance, tuxedo persona and stage appearance occupy identical panels. No dream border separates them. The fantasy does not arrive as a temporary departure from the story. It occupies the same visual status as the street and cemetery.
For Johnny, it may be the more important reality.
His imagined audience initially appears only as hands reaching upward from the darkness. In the next panel, the listeners become screaming, distorted faces. Their mouths open into black cavities. Eyes bulge. Teeth and tongues multiply. Admiration and horror share the same expression.
Johnny calls himself “Saint Sinatra,” delivering a “pretty, pretty song” to chase away “them sexy horrors” and “fucken bad dreams.”
The title Saint Sinatra is perfect for him. It joins sainthood, popular romance and nightclub glamour inside one private religion. Johnny does not merely want to sing. He wants the performance to absolve him. The voice becomes a ritual through which suffering can be converted into importance.
The singer of love songs is also the judge of everyone who has failed to love him correctly.
Columbia repeatedly draws attention to the mouth throughout the story. The feeding animal begins as a circular mouth surrounded by cloth. Smaller creatures are crushed and swallowed. Johnny’s ordinary mouth is tiny and compressed, as though speech has been pushed through an opening too narrow for it. When he becomes the singer, the mouth widens into rows of tiny teeth and trailing saliva.
Singing does not humanize him. It gives the appetite lyrics.
The microphone also refuses to remain a neutral piece of equipment. It resembles a dangling creature, organ or captive thing held between Johnny’s fingers. Performance and consumption belong to the same biological world. Every elegant device threatens to become flesh when examined closely.
The final page opens with three nearly identical close-ups of Johnny singing. The repetition makes his face feel like a film strip stalled on one expression. Rectangular scraps of text have been pasted across the drawings:
“She’s everywhere.”
“She’s getting fucked ha.”
“She’s getting fucked hard by someone I don’t know…”
“Therapeutic.”
“You’re getting better.”
“No.”
“Sick.”
His sweet song is not banishing the nightmare. It is giving the nightmare rhythm.
The jealousy becomes increasingly physical. Johnny’s mouth opens while the captions cross his face like labels attached during an examination. He tells himself that singing is treatment, but the treatment contains the illness. “Sickness is therapy,” another caption announces above a malformed body surrounded by reaching hands and tiny electrical plugs.
This is not recovery. It is a feedback loop.
Johnny turns obsession into music, then uses the existence of the music as proof that he is managing the obsession. The more beautifully he imagines himself performing, the less attention he must give to what he is actually doing.
At the center of the final page, Columbia abruptly inserts a grainy photographic face. It is the only image in the story that does not belong completely to the drawn world. The woman’s features are partially consumed by reproduction, emerging from dots and black fog.
“She did this to me.”
“She’s responsible.”
“That fucken bitch…”
“She was beautiful.”
The photograph functions like an idol, evidence and damaged memory at once. Johnny’s world is extravagantly drawn, but the woman he calls Mary appears as a degraded photograph, an image already separated from bodily presence.
Johnny does not remember her as a person. He remembers the effect of her appearance.
“She adhered to the eye,” the next panel explains.
A woman’s silhouette stands inside an enormous eye, carrying a small bag while the surrounding folds ripple outward like tissue. The phrase is more disturbing than a conventional declaration of love. Mary did not enter his life, alter his thinking or become known to him. She adhered to the organ through which he saw her.
Love becomes visual adhesion.
The image also reveals the governing principle of Johnny’s desire. He does not encounter another consciousness. He sees something beautiful, and the act of seeing becomes ownership. The woman remains stuck inside the eye long after any actual relationship has disappeared.
The next panel shows Johnny’s gloved hand presenting flowers.
“I loved her,” he says.
He recalls promising travel. He could travel to France. He could travel around the world. “Is that what you want? for me to travel around the world? Is that what you want?”
The speech initially resembles romantic pleading, but its repetition makes it coercive. Johnny asks what Mary wants while supplying the answer himself. His fantasy of devotion has no empty space in which another person could answer.
Travel becomes another performance. Johnny offers the whole world without offering the smaller and more difficult gift of listening.
The penultimate panel finally reveals the present reality beneath the monologue. A woman lies bound on the pavement. Her ankles have been strapped together, her wrists tied above her head. Johnny appears to be pulling or restraining her while she cries:
“I… I just w-want y-you to… l-leave me… alone…”
The crooner, lover, wounded gentleman and social outcast collapse into one figure. Johnny has not been singing to a lost romantic partner. He has abducted someone and forced her into the role his fantasy requires.
Even here, his internal story continues. The flowers, promises, jealousy and therapeutic singing all present him as the injured party. The bound woman’s statement is the first language in the comic that does not originate inside Johnny’s appetite.
She asks for nothing elaborate. She asks to be left alone.
The final panel pulls far away. Johnny becomes a small dark figure beside a fence and a large industrial or institutional building. The bound body remains near his feet. Smoke drifts from distant chimneys. The intimate horror has become one minor incident inside a city large enough not to notice.
“My… my n-name’s not… Mary…” the woman says.
“She said,” Johnny adds.
Those two words are a perfect ending.
“She said” sounds almost neutral, as though Johnny were merely recording an unexpected contribution to the conversation. He does not respond to the meaning. He does not release her or reconsider the story. Her identity enters his narrative as an inconvenient line of dialogue.
The revelation changes everything preceding it without requiring an additional explanation. The remembered Mary, the beautiful photograph and the woman on the pavement may have no connection beyond Johnny’s insistence. He has seized a stranger and placed her inside the eye-shaped theater where every woman can be made to repeat the same role.
The final denial also explains why Johnny needs fantasy so desperately. Reality keeps speaking in voices he cannot control.
The animal eats because it is hungry. The umbrella opens because it is an umbrella. The woman is not Mary because she is herself. Johnny experiences each independent fact as an assault upon his authority.
His solution is narration.
He converts attempted violence into humiliation, humiliation into social persecution, persecution into artistic sensitivity, sensitivity into romantic suffering and romantic suffering into permission to imprison another person. Every stage preserves his innocence by making him the center.
The comic’s strict nine-panel pages intensify this process. Johnny’s thinking is trapped inside boxes that never widen, even during his grand stage fantasy. The audience, the nightmare, the photograph, the giant eye and the bound woman all receive equal rectangular space. No event is permitted to escape the mechanism.
The form becomes a cage built from sequence.
At the same time, the panel rhythm gives the story the speed of a gag comic. Page one presents the animal’s feeding routine. Page two delivers the umbrella joke. Page three transforms Johnny into an entertainer. Page four supplies the final reversal.
Horror and comedy use the same machinery: setup, repetition, timing and sudden recognition. Columbia allows the reader to laugh at the umbrella, then reveals that Johnny has used the same incident to justify an entire system of resentment.
The joke does not become less funny. It becomes evidence.
The drawing itself is astonishingly controlled. Cloth hangs in soft folds around impossible anatomy. Wrinkles travel across Johnny’s face with the detail of a topographical map. Black areas are placed heavily enough to make the white figures feel illuminated from within. Hands are elegant, swollen, nervous or predatory according to what the panel requires.
Columbia can make a face grotesque without making it visually careless. Every distortion feels selected.
That precision is especially apparent in the movement between Johnny’s ordinary appearance and his Saint Sinatra form. The singer is still recognizably the same being. The jaw lengthens, the hair rises and the suit sharpens, but the underlying face remains. Fantasy does not replace the monster. It styles him.
The handwritten lettering keeps the work physically close. Words vary in size and pressure. Speech balloons feel squeezed around the speaker’s agitation. The final page abandons normal balloons for pasted textual fragments, allowing Johnny’s mind to resemble a collage of accusations and self-instructions.
Even the first-page margins contribute to the object’s life. “johnny 23 by al columbia © 1992” is written across the top, followed by a handwritten dedication containing names from the surrounding comics world, with special thanks running vertically along the side. Before the grotesque little drama begins, the page quietly records a social network of artists, publishers and friends.
That community at the edge of the page stands in complete opposition to Johnny. The comic was made within relationships. Johnny’s tragedy is his refusal to recognize relationships as anything except mirrors.
A later miniature version condensed each page into tiny panels approximately two by three inches and circulated during the last A Minor Forest tour under the Wow Cool logo. That format must have intensified the comic’s peculiar pressure. Columbia had already compressed an entire psychology into four pages. Shrinking the work further would require the reader to bring the object close to the face, studying each fold, tooth and caption at the distance of a secret.
The minicomic could leave a loud performance in someone’s pocket and continue working after the amplifiers stopped.
That afterlife feels appropriate because Johnny 23 is itself a compact transmission. It does not require a large mythology or a long explanation. An animal eats. An umbrella opens. A man feels embarrassed. He begins singing. A woman says her name is not Mary.
Four pages are enough to expose the enormous distance between what Johnny believes he is doing and what another person is forced to endure.
The comic ends, but Johnny’s private performance does not. Somewhere behind the final panel, Saint Sinatra is probably still singing his pretty, pretty song.






























