Schiller Killers & I.V. Eyes - (2010) Split 7''

I.V. EYES - "They Saved Terri's Tube" - Mind haltingly inept, jaw droppingly stupid, unnecessarily offensive FAKE PUNK! The tastiest in tasteless trash. Out of tune and out of time,  we must be out of our minds for releasing this. This track rivals even the scum dumbest of all the KBD tracks out there.

SCHILLER KILLERS - "(I'm the) Wicker Park Strangler" - Starts with a sample from that guy who played the butler in the movie Clue before nailing the coffin on all Black Lips imitators. Think "Stranger", only "Strangler" and a bit stranger. Flower Punk guitars tripping over a Casio beat (which inexplicably, though thankfully gets louder towards the end as if someone fell asleep on the 4track and pushed everything in the red), with dumb lyrics and painfully obnoxious back up vocals.

I honestly don't even know 100% who is in these bands, but I believe spread out over the sides are members Baseball Furies, Clone Defects, Functional Blackouts/Women in Prison, White Mystery, and the Hozac empire.